Please just don’t forget me
EVERYTHING FUCKING SUCKS WHEN YOU CATCH FEELINGS

Like really, feelings fucking suck. When you catch feelings cause you have all these gay lovey dovey moments that make you think catching feelings is cute and then reality fucking smacks you in the face and says WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING…yeah, it fucking sucks. OH MY GOD SOMEONE SHOOT ME SHOOT ME SHOOT ME SHOOT ME SHOOT ME SHOOT ME SHOOT ME SHOOT ME.

OR 

GET ME A COUPLE SHOTS OF CIROC, yay!